Preorder shipping DEC 28,2026

🚨 PRE-ORDER ITEM - SHIPPING NO LATER THAN Oct 5, 2026🚨 These shorts are 1000% custom - Made in the Trenches. No bulk orders. No restocks. Lock in your pair now. 🛑 PLEASE NOTE: • • No refunds. No exchanges. No change of address • Even in the event of delays, you’ll receive email updates throughout the process •